Green computers arrrgh

It is the future so why the fuck do computers work over green tinted Dos? I mean seriously this must be the most annoying movie trope of all time and you use it in a flash?

The song

Ok this is killing me, what is that song? It reminds me kind of of inspector gadget. Please tell me!

Nice but...

You don´t really what you are doing. I had fun for a while but then I was just pushing buttons. What does it mean when I upgrade attack opposed to speed? The difference shows nowhere, I don´t even know it is there.

A games inputs have to respond to me and give me feedback.
I mean what is the difference between health and defense? How much life do I have exactly, if I upgrade attack will I need 2 fewer slices to kill a skeleton? Flesh out this part a bit more.

Nice remake but nothing more

I think on it´s own this is a good game but warning forever is better.

Nice little inside joke but...

The Gameplay is very repetitive and slow. So all in all I don´t see me playing it to the end.